if my name was actually america that would be so cool but its close enough i guess
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loki-cat:

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this scene is just golden because tony was never planning to reveal his identity as iron man. but right when blondie laughs and says ‘i never said you were a superhero’, she obviously hit a nerve and tony literally goes ‘alright, you wanna play? i can play’, LOOKS HER STRAIGHT FUCK IN THE EYE, AND TELLS THE WHOLE WORLD HE’S IRON MAN. A SUPERHERO.

well played tony

well played

(Source: moriarty)

Straight up all I’ve been doing since. yesterday at 6:30 has been throwing up and crying. I hate my life.

alicemurphys:

duhmayo:

baruchobramowitz:

"Hello Professor,

I am doing my best to make this email sound adult. I have rewritten it sixteen, wait… seventeen, times. I am requesting assistance.

Thank you,
Student”

"Student,

ok

-bill”

yo seriously

puffinqueen:

ttfan15:

I still believe in heroes.

Best Avengers GIF set ever!

BEST THING EVER

(Source: colinmania)

wolftramp:

Vintage Blog ☼ 
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wolftramp:

Vintage Blog ☼ 

thelilnan:

employer: why should we hire you?

me: i got first place on Rainbow Road

employer: holy shit

me before Frozen came out: GIVE ME MORE FROZEN
me after Frozen came out: TOO MUCH FROZEN

baracknobama:

i hope manners is the next cool trend

(Source: baracknobama)

Been throwing up for 2 hours now. Kill me, someone, please.

feistyfrank:

lordoftheinternet:

there is actually nothing worse than the prices of plane tickets

hitler though